deluxetoaster:

sonsofsauron:

deluxetoaster:

where did this website’s sudden obsession with skeletons come from

From inside ourselves.

fcugn no first of alll;, you do not come into my house with your bullshit skeleton puns do u wanna fucking fite I could take like 5 shitty skeltons don’t test me

(via joshpeck)

07/30/2014
15:11
toadallylauren:

And this is where I thrash

toadallylauren:

And this is where I thrash

(via ohemerz)

07/30/2014
15:11

ANUBIS NO

roachpatrol:

kenaabik:

So I see this

image

and all I can think is 

image

this

image

image

(via swarnpert)

07/30/2014
15:10
fussybabybitch:

usatoday:

Is there anything better than Free Slurpee Day?

Access to basic health care

fussybabybitch:

usatoday:

Is there anything better than Free Slurpee Day?

Access to basic health care

(via swarnpert)

07/30/2014
15:09

lindsayetumbls:

paxamericana:

holy shit

This is, hands down, his greatest work to date.

(via enlargers)

07/30/2014
15:07

perlockholmes:

riplogic:

*loses drink in scotland* where did my Glasgow.

Oh my god

(via nadiaraleigh12)

07/30/2014
15:04

lupinslover:

James Potter sat up in the wizard afterlife just watching Fred and George fucking shit up like:

  • LILY THEY HAVE THE MAP
  • LILY LOOK AT THE SWAMP THATS BLOODY BRILLIANT
  • HAHA FUCK FILCH
  • HAHA FUCK UMBRIDGE
  • FUCKING INSANE ASS FIREWORKS LILY LOOK HOW FAR PRANKING HAS EVOLVED
  • I COULD HAVE IMPROVED MY PRANKING EFFICIENCY BY 47% IF HAD WEASLEYS WIZARDS WHEEZES
  • NO FRED DIED

Then when Fred comes to the afterlife James is like I’m a big fan of your work, btw I’m Prongs no need to thank me.

(Source: punkrockremus, via nadiaraleigh12)

07/30/2014
15:04

year-of-the-shark:

intensional:

this is so sad to watch

I would cry too if I was wearing those shoes.

(via sniffing)

07/30/2014
15:04

postllimit:

kents-writing:

carrotsforferrets:

Some more reasons why I won’t join any sort of social justice movement.

Amen

thbbbbbbbbbbbbbt

(via tumblenuggetswithchips)

07/30/2014
13:39
gnarly:

took me a while to decide if i should reblog this

gnarly:

took me a while to decide if i should reblog this

(Source: brockdavis, via afternoonsnoozebutton)

07/30/2014
13:37

I just watched this episode today.

(Source: thatofficial70show, via ruinedchildhood)

07/30/2014
13:36

winterfuckingsoldier:

i can’t believe we live in a world where someone on tumblr can call chris evans a dorito in the tags of some post and have it circulate so widely that robert downey jr calls him that often enough that chris evans gets the joke behind it.

(via plaidimpala)

07/30/2014
13:36

crocobaby:

Do you think every president goes through a awkward first few weeks in office when they’re not sure when’s the right time to ask if aliens are real or not?

(via coolator)

07/30/2014
13:33
penis-hilton:

you should want a bad bitch like this

penis-hilton:

you should want a bad bitch like this

(Source: cockbarf, via plaidimpala)

07/30/2014
13:33